The War on Get Satisfaction!
I love your game. My friends love your game. We are really competitive about it and we try to beat each others high score. So here’s the deal: the high score list for people on my iPhone (Not global or GPS) keeps mysteriously getting erased. I thought my friend was just ashamed that she could never beat me, then I got a 60,000 point high score and it was on there and then I closed the app and launched to brag, and there was no scores listed in the list! How can I prove to my friend that I am better then them if I don’t have proof? Please, I beg of you, give me a way to show my friend that I AM BETTER THEN HER. Can you like give me a trophy that says “Jake got this award for BEING BETTER THEN YOU?” Aw, forget the trophy I’ll just tell her myself. I mean, if I am better then her she’ll just believe me when I say it.
Love your game,
Jake.
Every year I have to struggle to figure out how I am going to get the money for that new iPhone. With Apple announcing the new iPhone tomorrow it’s time to play the same old mad lib we’ve been doing for the last two years.
I’m going to sell _____ to _____ for money for the new iPhone.
In 2007 I did “sister” to “Hitler.” In 2008 I did “best friend” to “gynecologist.” Some recommendations I’ve gotten for this years new iPhone are “cat” to “Chinese resturant,” “baby sister” to “Kyle,” and “box of oreos” to “The Amish.”
What are your suggestions?
An old wallpaper of mine from 2005 called Republican Love.
I’m the lucky one, I’m getting out of here this is my last chance to disappear.
— Don’t Fall Asleep On the Subway - Less Than Jake
